zing

zing
1. (zing) (1731↑, 322↓)
The new term for [owned], said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.

Person 1: So, what'd you do last night? Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING. (although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)

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2. (zing) (949↑, 114↓)
An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.

Person 1: Your room smells like ass. Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING\!

3. (zing) (486↑, 121↓)
interjection: A self proclaimed exclamation of superior bantering abilities noun: a statement designed to verbally [serve] someone

inj. example, any of the following lines from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation may be followed by the exclamation "ZING\!" neighbor: Hey Griswald, where you gonna put a tree that big? Griswald: Bend over and I'll show you (...ZING\!) neighbor: You got a lot of nerve talking to me that way. Griswald (looking at neighbor's wife): I wasn't talking to you (...ZING\!)

4. (Zing) (2↑, 21↓)
An exclamation often provided after a joke when it becomes clear that the initial goals of the joke failed.

My men tell me that your boy screamed like a whore, as they ravaged him -- again, and again. And your wife, squealed like a boy as they nailed her to the cross. Zing\!

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5. (Zing) (17↑, 60↓)
A word used to describe something that is amazing, incredible, totally sour, totally [mordor]. Derived from the word amaZING.

That band we went to see last night were so zing. You are perfection, you are so Zing. Last night I had the most Zing sex.

6. (Zing) (12↑, 67↓)
Verb, to point out a diss in an unusually obnoxious and uncalled for manner. There are many ways to present the zing, the most common where you flick your fingers outward in the direction of the person being zinged, and shouting ZING. Other specialty zings include the sniper zing and the predator missile zing.

Liam: Wow these bio notes are way too hard. Ben: Maybe that's cuz ur stupid and a scrub. ZING.

Author: ohheythere23759820 http://zing.urbanup.com/5381042
7. (Zing) (12↑, 72↓)
The feeling one gets after a nice line of blow. Euphoric feeling you get after snorting.

Example 1: Subject A: *snort* *snort* Subject B: How is it? Subject A: ZING\! Example 2: *snorting*......ZING\!

8. (zing) (22↑, 84↓)
When you have killed [someone] in an [arguement] you or [someone] around you may [exclaim] "ZING" has loudly as possible whilst [pointing] directly at the [person]

Some Guy: Hey sat next to skeletor here you look like hercules. Homer: ZING\!

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9. (zing) (24↑, 87↓)
a form of verbal taunting, usually associated with extreme embarassment on the targets behalf. Popular phrases succeeding the insult include "HYYYOO" and "OWNED\!"

zing - That was a very hearty zing. Zung - past tense of zing. "You have been zung." "I would not like to get zung again." Zinging - present tense of zing. "I am zinging you. Isn't this embarrassing?"

10. (Zing) (16↑, 80↓)
(Interjection) A word used when a joke is only funny to the person that tells said joke and has no real relevance to the conversation currently at hand.

Guy 1: Man, that burrito I had last night was awesome\! Guy 2: Yeah, just like your mom\! Guy 1: Zing...

11. (Zing) (28↑, 92↓)
/zɪŋ/ Exclamative; 1. A noise made when a person, place, or thing is discriminated against in a humorous manner. 2. A sound describing that of sharp objects being flung through the air.

Hey. These eggs are a little hot. I'd like them a little colder. Cold. Like your heart. Zing\!"

12. (zing) (4↑, 68↓)
v.)to burn by means other than a racial or sexual comment (religion, stupidity, etc.)the verb form is rare in actual conversation n.(zinger)a burn unrelated to sexuality or race; usually recited after the punchline of a joke includes all jokes not covered by a ponk

v.how do u start a mexican stampede? how? (asked the man with mexican ties) roll a nickel down a hill\! u just got zung\! n.) " " roll a nickel down a hill\! Zinger\!

13. (zing) (41↑, 105↓)
A word similar to [owned], but better.

Frank: I hate pretending the play our intruments (on the set of music videos), I feel like Ashlee Simpson....ohhh zing\!

14. (zing) (11↑, 75↓)
If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them. This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment. The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.

George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza\!\!........(expecting laughter from the group) Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold].......ZING\!\!\!\!\! (while pointing wih open palm) Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)

Author: lawrencejames http://zing.urbanup.com/2285505
15. (zing) (18↑, 82↓)
If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them. This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment. The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.

George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza\!\!........(expecting laughter from the group) Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold].......ZING\!\!\!\!\! (while pointing wih open palm) Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)

Author: lawrencejames http://zing.urbanup.com/2281750
16. (Zing) (11↑, 75↓)
A non-fatal electric shock

"Damn I just got zinged by that electric cable, dagnammit\!"

17. (zing) (19↑, 84↓)
a word used after you have insulted someone,

Sam: Wow that car's paint job is ugly Alec:Ugly like a french Canadian both:ZING\!

18. (ZING) (23↑, 88↓)
word to be used after someone does a crap punchline

Angus: your gay Donald: your mums gay Dylan: ZING\!

19. (zing) (8↑, 73↓)
Getting a penis in the mouth i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight" "Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

20. (zing) (6↑, 71↓)
Forced felattio; having a penis in one's mouth.

\<Fred\> man Dave's been taking zings all night

21. (zing) (14↑, 80↓)
describing something of such great wonder and astonishing characteristics emphasizing the -zing in [amazing].

The stars are zing tonight. Man that stripper last night was zing. You are zing.

22. (zing) (10↑, 76↓)
to thrust your pelvic region in a outward motion while saying "zing" usually toward someone of the feminent gender.

i was hanging at the bar the other day and two hot babes were there needless to say i [zinged] em and spilt the blondes drink.

23. (ZING) (19↑, 85↓)
A brief Sexual Encounter sometimes followed by breakfast, but not always. An attractive person of the opposite sex A [slutty] or [whoreish] person (sometimes)

"Look, there go a couple of ZINGS\!" "So did you ZING that girl last night or what?"

24. (Zing) (4↑, 70↓)
Jeffrey Clifford

zinggg fuck life

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25. (ZING) (3↑, 69↓)
a rating system were something that looks abit fruity, or just pleasant to the eye receives a zing

check the bumper on that girl she definately gets my zing rating

26. (zing) (8↑, 74↓)
Zing is a word people are trying to inherit instead of [killed]

Farmer: your a boner biter. Hobbs: Zing\!

27. (zing) (26↑, 92↓)
The most retarded word ever man invented.

\<man\> ZING\! \<Gods\> Why did I bother to create a human being like you? It beyonds me.

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28. (zing) (7↑, 74↓)
Verb : To stick your finger up someones ass...

"We were at the bus stop and I zinged her good, man..."

29. (zing) (3↑, 72↓)
to mock in a delightfully funny manner. Usually involves cursing

Why don't you eat, shit and die, oh that's a zing

30. (zing) (4↑, 74↓)
when you don't understand something (it "Zings" past you); can be signified by swiping hand over head while saying, "ZING\!"

Bob: yo\! what's up foo\! John: hey\! so guess what i learned todaY\!\!\! a plus b times c divided by two thousand minus ten million over 6 digits times three is equal to the velocity of a pterydactol times three billion over two ducks BOb: ....ZING\!

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31. (zing) (45↑, 116↓)
Term white people use to sound cool (i.e., even more white) after an insult.

Asian Kid (to White Kid 1): You are cracker. White Kid 2 (standing next to White Kid 1): ZING\! Asian Kid (to all White People in general): Could you stop being so f*cking white for a f*cking second?"

32. (zing) (7↑, 78↓)
(verb) to slap another persons hand after they make a good call

"you made a good call, zing me brother"

33. (zing) (3↑, 75↓)
to run away frm someone as fast as u can

qwik blud lets zing now\!

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34. (zing) (21↑, 93↓)
The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include: -removal of the mouse ball -unplugging power cords -turning off of one's monitor -adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off -opening multiple error windows -opening of CD drives -unplugging of mouses/keyboards -opening a internet porno site -etc.

"Damn, you jackasses zinged me..."

35. (Zing) (44↑, 116↓)
1. The word you say when someone is uberdissed.

1. "Your mom's Cuban\!" "ZING."

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36. (zing) (28↑, 109↓)
A lame expression used by lame, pretentious pseudo-interlectuals in order to try and make a person feel stupid. Insulting the recipient's intelligence (implying they're too stupid to realise they've been 'dissed' in some way or another), some crony of theirs has to call out 'Zing\!'. They usually do this because they are incapable of actually being smart, and instead acheive this fake image by making others look stupid.

Pseudo-Interlectual A: \<some witty remark, thats not that witty that I can't be stuffed to think of right now\> Pseudo-Interlectual B: "Zing\!" Me - "Really? Are you SURE I was just 'Zung'? I am incapable of detecting these things, don't you know..."

Author: Lubbix_Mclubbix http://zing.urbanup.com/1425870
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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